The-Bruce gets up early - sometimes at the crack of one o'clock in the afternoon, just to get some practice in.  Here is The-Bruce having the first game of the day whilst taking his first (of many) dumps of the day.  No time to stop and eat, The-Bruce eats "on the job" whilst getting plenty of hand-steadying stimulation from a wee tipple.

It's mid-afternoon and The-Bruce is still hard at it.  The Quaking public tremble in The-Bruce's wake as he pwns from the throne.  Just time for a quick tipple between games.  Here we see The-Bruce doing some true multi-tasking by exercising the dog at the same time as smoking, eating, drinking and (of course) pwning.
 There's always a chance the dog will do something cute with the toilet paper, he's a Labrador after all :)

With several hours of pro-quaking under his belt, The-Bruce moves to his main Quake station.  The batteries on his laptop are running low, but The-Bruce's spirits are high (mostly due to the lager tbh).    The-Bruce tops up on valuable salt and protein by snacking on peanuts and there's a bucket under the desk in case of emergencies.  This is when it's handy to have a Labrador to bring The-Bruce toilet paper.

With a whole day of pro-gaming under his belt, The-Bruce settles down under his tartan duvet to pay some attention to Mrs The-Bruce.  But that's no excuse to lose a game.  Oh no, The-Bruce pwns at all times, here's Brucie spreading "lurve" in more ways than one.