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A:		 So Brucey, what's the idea behind The-Bruce's Home server?
Well my pal, The-Bruce wanted to have a  place where his pals could game and a natter and have some proper admin that they could talk to - to make it the best place to play.

Did it work?
The-Bruce is always working to improve, but the server is the most popular FFA server in Europe by a mile (1.6Km) so we must be doing something right :)

So what do you get for your donation?
You get The-Bruce's undying appreciation of course, and the password to the private slots to make sure you can always get on,  but I think best of all is that you get that lovely warm feeling inside (not the one where you fall asleep on the way home from the pub, I mean that inner sense of well-being)

Can you pay to have the quad put back on then?
Sorry Pal, no.  The-Bruce is always listening and takes all views into consideration, especially donators', but The-Bruce likes democracy so important changes are voted for.  The-Bruce is a bit like Tony Blair, only more honest and better looking.

Is my donation safe with you?
Of course my pal, every last donation is listed and every payment for the server is accounted for.  You can be sure that The-Bruce keeps the donations in a different sock to his beer money and none of it will be spent on easy-women and lager, or wasted.

Which floor is the perfume counter on?
Erm, that's C&A pal, this is a Q&A.

Oh.  Do you ban people who win all the time?
The-Bruce admires all the great players on the server, but is never bitter.  The-Bruce would usually win every match, but it would look a bit dodgy if that happened, so is always holding back.  If someone is having a bad day, The-Bruce will play under their tag and win for them for a small donation.

Are you really Scottish?
If The-Bruce were ever to have some terrible saw-mill accident, you would see the words "Made In Scotland" running all through his body like a stick of rock.

Why must kittens die when no-one donates?
That's not The-Bruce's fault, that's just karma.  The natural balance of the universe dictates that good deeds will propagate throughout the world.  In this case, donating to the server stops kittens being killed.  The-Bruce saw a dead kitten one morning, it was just four paws in a wet red tyre mark.  The-Bruce thought "something must be done".

Do you ban cheaters?
The-Bruce tries to protects his pals from anyone who cheats.  Only a few pbid's and IP ranges are banned, either automatically by Punkbuster or from word-of-mouth from other admins.  The-Bruce will consider temporary bans of the people who take it all too seriously (to give them time to cool off) but will not name and shame them.

Why do you admire beavers so much?
The Beaver works tirelessly in the harshest conditions, wisely makes  provisions for the future and looks out for its pals.  It's also another name for a lady's front-bottom ;)

How Long will the server last?
Thanks to the generosity of all those who donated, The-Bruce's home will be around throughout the whole of 2006 and into 2007.  With more donations, we can go on longer or have more servers, it's really up to you.  But The-Bruce will be here for you all for as long as he is needed.

Am I lurved?
Yes my pals, you're lurved :)