Meet

The-Bruce marrying some fit-bird half his age	Read about The-Bruce's Life	Buy it twice and read it again
The-Bruce blesses you	Best wishes, The-Bruce	The-Bruce wants you
The-Bruce likes a laugh	Cheers me pals	Hairpiece in orange AND ginger
The-Bruce has shiny disco balls	Connection Interrupted	The-Bruce is taller than his countryman
Didn't he do well	Good Game Good Game	The-Bruce worships at the church of Quake