| 1. The-Bruce.net Gets me wet | |
| 2. I went through The-Bruce's bins and now I smell of lager | |
| 3. Happy (server) Administrational Professional's Day |
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| 4. Brucie gives me a good (gauntlet) fisting | |
| 5. The-Bruce's (Scottish) Christmas Presence |
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| 6.Sit on my face you big hunk of man you | |
| 7. I want to Ride your love-rocket | |
| 8. Wet Dream of Beavers | |
| 9. I've never shaved my bush for a man before (but I love him) | |
| 10. Stalking Valentine's Serenade (recorded live in Bruce's Toolshed) |
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| 11. Happy Screw-you day (The-Bruce turned me down again) |
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